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| So everyone knows, that's a picture of me with my had driven up my own ass. Took me 3 years of yoga, and a lot of ass widening (thnx Cameron), but I finally did it. | | |
| Ohhhh...tonight was a lovely night. Hi, I'm Jordan Hanson. My weiner is probably about a quarter of an inch long. I use it to pleasure my so called, "gilrfriend" named Shelby. What many people don't know is that she dominates me in the sack. She has bigger nuts than I do! Do you know another thing that most people don't know about me? Shhhh...don't tell anyone...I ram anal beads the size of a suburban up my ass! Lots of people at my school call my "Sqeak". I don't know why, but this kid named Cameron McCleese always stares at my genital area. I think I know the reason though. One time...I was in one of the school bathrooms and he walked in while i was shitting on this boy named Sean Wasson's chest! I started smearing it all over my face and then I gave Sean a Dirty Sanchez! I think Cameron liked it. Anyways, that's all for now. I'll update later about some more great times with all of my friends that I don't and will never have!
~Jordan the little boy who cried "Ahhhh...I love being shat on!" | | |
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